Contents
Introduction
1. Let It Rain
2. You’re Driving Me Crazy
3. I Hate My Job
4. I’m Just Not Good Enough
5. Pardon Me, I’m Just Rude
6. It’s Not In The Budget
7. Blame It On The Government
8. Everyone Has Their Time
9. I Was Hoping For A Pony
10. Fender Benders
11. That Darn Flu Bug
12. Diagnosis: Hell
13. Good Ole Pogey
14. Home Sweet Home
15. They Took Everything
16. Gone Forever
17. Go With The Flow
18. Bad Day At The Office
19. It Didn’t Work Out
20. Can’t Take It Anymore
21. Maybe Next Year
22. Dad I Need Money
23. My Child Is The Devil
24. We Don’t Approve
25. I Love You, But…
26. Well You’re Not That Hot Either
27. Do It Anyway
28. The Honey-Do List
29. Two Hours You’ll Never Get Back
30. Should’ve Could’ve Would’ve
31. Fool’s Gold
32. Oooh, Bad Color
33. Better Luck Next Time
34. Bah Bah Black Sheep
35. Hoodwinked
36. I’m Always Right
37. Measure Twice, Cut Once
38. Disillusionment
39. The Victim
40. The Demons That Lurk In The Dark
41. When The Unexpected Happens
42. Not Her Again
43. It’s Not You
44. Again With The President!
45. She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not
46. I Asked For Well Done, Not Alive
47. Do It Yourself
48. Pick Me! Pick Me!
49. The Magic Carpet Ride
50. Oh My God I’m Fifty