Chapter Fourteen: How To Answer A Question That You Don't Want To Answer
Women have a way with questions.
They seem to always ask questions that men don't want to answer.
Questions like:
"Are you seeing anyone else right now?"
"How do you feel about marriage?"
"Do you want kids?"
"How do you feel about me?"
"Do I look fat in these pants?"
Know what I'm talking about?
Well, it took me awhile, but I finally figured out how to deal with tough questions: Evasive Action.
Here's how it works. She asks you a tough question. You don't miss a beat, and answer with the answer she wants to hear. Then you throw in a slapstick comedy line.
For instance:
Say she asks: "Are you seeing other women?"
You answer: "No... other men."
Get it?
Here's another one:
She asks: "Do you love me?"
You answer: "Of course... as a friend."
And another:
She asks: "Where were you last night? I called."
You answer: "I was home thinking about you... but since you didn't call early enough, I went out and hired ten strippers."
At first, I figured that this tactic wouldn't work. But then I tried using it a few times, and behold, it worked in almost every situation. And if she pushes and asks again: "Cummon, seriously..."
You say: "No, seriously. I was home thinking about you... OK, OK, you got me. I really went out with ten other women. Are you happy? What, are you feeling insecure?"
If you keep it up, they'll give up.
Make sure you don't act busted or nervous and it will work for you, too. Remember, women can take hints very well, and if they think that there's an answer that they don't want to hear, they'll give up and stop asking.