Tom was in the hospital bed when the doctor spoke to him. “Don’t you worry, Tom. We’ll have it working for you both very soon. O.K?” Tom nodded.
“Good lad,” the doctor said, then left the room.
Suddenly a slightly older boy energised in front of him. “Who are you?” Tom asked, hiding behind the bed clothes.
“I’m Charles, a growing person. I’d like your help to test a new piece of technology. My administrator has viewed the hospital admission database and we think you might be able to help us.”
“Oh?”
“You would never have heard of me or the growing people. We hope to be the new evolution of humans called Homo Erectus.”
“Homo Erectus?”
“Absolutely. We’re superior humans because we’re able to induce an erect penis whenever we see beautiful women. This is something I understand you need help with, and the reason for you being here in this rather inadequate and unhelpful hospital.”
“That’s embarrassing,” Tom said.
“Please don’t be at all embarrassed. We really would like to help you,” Charles said.
“How?”
“We know what you do at night.”
“You do?”
“Certainly. You cry yourself to sleep, wondering why you’re unable to obtain a big one.
No one else does. They don’t care. But you do.
We’d like to test our product on you.” “What product?” Tom asked.
“See this belt?”
“Yes.”
“It’s a bigun creation locator. Our H.Q. use it to locate us when we’re struggling with our penis size. Would you like one?”
“Yes please.”
“Very well.” Charles spoke into his wrist radio. “David. Send a bigun creation locator to this location.”
A few seconds later, it appeared.
“Put it on, Tom.”
“Alright.” Tom did so. “It fits.” “That’s good, Tom. Now when you need a big penis for your girlfriend, try pressing this red button in the middle.” Charles pointed to the red button, encouraging Tom to press it. “It works,” Tom said, looking down and laughing with joy.
“I’m happy for you, Tom. My job is done here. Good luck with your girlfriend tonight. Would you like me to energize you back home?” Charles asked.
”Please. Thank you so much. This is really great.”
Tom climbed out of bed and stood next to Charles.
As Tom and Charles began to disappear, Tom waved away the hospital.
“I’ll never be stuck for a stiffy again,” Tom said.
The same doctor entered the room, looking around for Tom. “I don’t understand the state of youth today. They don’t find things like that important after all,” he said to himself, then left the room to see the next patient.
“Can you help him with his ignorance?” Tom asked.
“I’ll contact another organisation for him.”
Tom was pleased with himself for two reasons now. His problem was solved, and he was contributing to helping an entire organisation. He was sure that would help him in his “middleman” career too, but that could wait until tomorrow. Tonight was for his girlfriend.