2:15 PM
“Fuck you, I’m saving the Gray Goose for me and Hayley. I want our first time to be special,” said Greg.
“First time my ass,” smirked Austin.
“No. First time, her ass. I’m taking that bitch to brown town.”
Drew gagged on his beer laughing.
“You know it’s not like in the movies, right,” said Austin.
“How’s that?”
“You’re doing it pro, you don’t eat the night before and do a bunch of enemas. After all that barbeque and vodka, your fucking balls are going to be dripping brown inside a minute.”
“Thanks, Austin, that’s nice,” said Greg, faking a smile.
“Because of the shit, is what I’m saying.”
“Yes, I got that, thank you.”
“Not that bad,” Colt added, staring out the window. “Just have her take a dump first. Usually it’s just a little yellow.”
“Thanks, Colt, that’s so much better.”
“If it’s red, you’re doing something wrong. Real wrong. Trust me. Or ask your sister why she wears that diaper.”
“My sister’s nine, asshole,” Greg returned.
“Probably why her asshole bled so bad.”
Greg shook his head.
“Well, if Hayley won‘t open the back gate, there’s always Angela,” Austin laughed.
“Shit. There’s a lot of holes to get bored of this weekend before I’d bother with that,” said Greg.
“Hell, I’ll hit that shit,” Drew shrugged. “Sure to be tight, more than I can say for the rest of the cooze.”
“Well, Drew, if you need help filling Amber to capacity, maybe Greg can stick his dick in with you and help,” laughed Austin.
“That is no fucking lie,” said Colt, earnestly. “Seriously. It’s all those pills she’s on. Does something to her muscle tone. And she don’t feel shit in the morning when she wakes up.”
“You know that’s not true,” Greg started. “That bitch hasn’t been awake in years.”
“No lie,” said Colt. “I’ll show you some shit after the other girls are asleep.”
“That’s kind of fucked up, Colt,” said Drew.
“Kurt, you’re being awful quiet back there,” said Greg, checking the rear view mirror.