SOMA | The Meme Dump
SARAH
Pfft. You found her at the bus station...
Levon’s phone vibrates again. He begins to hyperventilate. The phone reads, “NICK STEIB texting. :D”
Sarah peaks in the bathroom, then quickly tries to bar Levon from entering.
SARAH
Yeah... Levon. I need a minute.
LEVON
You found her?
SARAH
She’s indisposed.
Levon pushes his way in. Lying spread eagle in bathtub is a lifesize silicone sex doll.
SARAH
She’s been slimed...
LEVON
Fucking frat boys!
SARAH
It’s only natural I guess. We’re the weird one’s for using her as a wrestling dummy.
LEVON
Twelvehundred dollars, Sarah!
SARAH
No worries. I’ll hose her down.