SOMA | The Meme Dump
LEVON
Pssh! You’ll hose off Streptococcus?
SARAH
Strepcockus?
LEVON
Flesheating disease, guy! How can I pass her on in good faith? I’m giving today back to the friggin' Indians... Native, first nations…
Frig. Sorry!
Levon’s phone buzzes in his pocket. He peeks at it. “NICK STEIB
calling. ”
LEVON
You’re bankrupt, Sarah!
SARAH
Levon? Wait. No!
LEVON
I’m seizing your assets!
Levon crashes out the back of the house fastening Sarah’s championship belt around his waist. Sarah rushes after him. She screams at Levon from the porch while pulling her shirt down over her panties.
SARAH
Levon! You heel! You ruined my birthday!
Levon rides his longboard away from the house. He checks his phone repeatedly, looking rattled and worried.