SOMA | The Meme Dump
Pinhead (Act 2)
5. Interior / Exterior. Parking lot. Pizzeria.
Characters: NICK, LEVON. Extra: Pizza man. High school girls.
MemeTrade executives.
Props: The championship belt, loose change, twenty pounds of flesh, a flamethrower, a mushroom pizza slice, a longboard.
Levon talks on his phone to one of his shroom customers. He is standing in the parking lot of a pizzeria. Behind him is a large billboard with a picture of a frighteningly emaciated coyote. It reads: BEWARE OF COYOTES: Wild dogs carry disease.
They can attack pets and their owners. Call the animal control hotline: 555 BAD DOGS.
LEVON
Yeah. It’s a mint replica. The Shawn Michaels version from the 90’s. Nah, I can’t wait until then, Ponchy. I gotta blast off. Leave town. Sorry, okay, tell your sister to give me a ring if she’s interested. Okay. Lates.
Levon's phone vibrates. It reads, “Nick Steib calling... :D :D :D
:D. ” He pokes his phone.
6. Nick Steib’s Car. 407 Highway. Day.
Nick weaves his car through traffic at terrific speed. Deafening speedmetal music blasts from his speakers. Nick sings along as he hits redial repeatedly. He has redialed so many times that he accidentally hangs up when Levon answers.