Dear Willie,
I have private health insurance with an international company, but they are refusing to assassinate my wife.
Her constant nagging gives me a headache and as far as I am concerned that is a medical matter that they should deal with. Do you think I should take legal action to make them face up to their responsibilities.
Neil, BC
Dear Neil,
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No, no, lad, for God’s sake have a sense of proportion, you mustn’t be having the poor woman assassinated.
Either buy a pair of ear plugs or use the time honoured Scottish method of dealing with a nagging wife, tell her to ‘Shut her face!’
Willie