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“With all due respect to passionate Christians, He‘s clearly never accepted us. Otherwise, he wouldn‘t have allowed us to dwell just two feet above from the pits of hell. If he put us there it‘s because He thinks that‘s where we deserve to be.”
“You‘re so wrong once again, my love. He doesn‘t deserve all of this blasphemy from you. He didn‘t put you two feet above the pits of hell, we did.”
He looked back at her and asked, “You did? How did you?”
“We did things that caused the Earth to change. I‘m going to have to investigate you. We don‘t know how long ago you‘ve lived here. God might‘ve created you before he created us. You‘re going to have to study the Holy Bible to know what really happened during the creation of Planet Earth. You‘re probably just intelligent animals.”
“That‘s funny,” Robinson said and laughed. “Charles Darwin has always labeled the human race as ‗intelligent animals‘.”
“That‘s true but I don‘t believe Darwin‘s bull. I have passionately and firmly disbelieved him since I became a Christian and started studying the Holy Bible twelve years ago. At the time, I was an Atheist. I was so close from becoming a Satanist because I hated God so much— until Godmother Anna Christina came into my life after not being able to be with me for the last two years of my life, and prayed the Sinner‘s Prayer with me.”
“I like the story. Tell me more.”
“It‘s more than just a story, it‘s my autobiography, and I hope that you‘re memorizing every word of our conversation very well.”
“Oh, I am, trust me on that. Doesn‘t trust me like you trust Christ, though; just give me the benefit of the doubt.”
“I appreciate you not demanding me to love you and trust you more than I trust Him,” said Kay, smiling.
“I know that if I demanded that from you, I‘d be pressuring you to make me your god, and your Lord God is a jealous God. We don‘t want to make Him angry, now, do we?”
“No,” Kay said, crying tears of joy, “we don‘t.” She‘d just found the man that she‘d dreamed of ever since she became a Christian; a man that was a sinner, but at the same time was so passionate that every minute, he wanted to know more about the Word of God. This man wasn‘t human, he was just a Y-chromosome living thing that belonged to God knew what species, but that didn‘t matter to her. She preferred him a million times over an Atheist, a Satanist, or just a very cruel and heartless man, incapable of loving anyone but himself.
“We love him,” Robinson said, with tears in his eyes, “we just don‘t think that he loves us. You see we‘ve come from a species that humans helped extinguish.”
“You just said the most important phrase ever,” said Kay and repeated, “A species that humans helped extinguish.”
“That‘s right, and God didn‘t do anything to help us resurge and reproduce. I‘m sorry, I‘m wrong again.”
“That‘s correct,” said Kay, “you‘re wrong yet again, my beautiful tulip. I wanted to ask you this but I feared offending you somehow.”
“Ask me anything you want to know.”
“Are you hybrids?”
“No, we‘re not hybrids, were pure breeds.”